The Hormone Guide
Women will understand this! Men should memorize it!
Every woman knows that there are days in the month when all a man has to do is open his mouth and he takes his life in his hands. This is a handy guide that should be as common as a driver's license in the wallet of every husband, boyfriend, co-worker or significan other!
What's for dinner?
Are you wearing THAT?
What are you so worked up about?
Should you be eating that?
What did you DO all day?
Can I help you with dinner?
Wow, you sure look good in brown!
Could we be overreacting?
You know, there are a lot of apples left.
I hope you didn't over-do it today.
Where would you like to go for dinner?
Wow! Look at you!
Here's my paycheck.
Can I get you a piece of chocolate with that?
I've always loved you in that robe!
Thirteen Things PMS Stands For:
Pass my shotgun
Psychotic mood shift
Perpetual munching spree
People Make me Sick
Provide me with Sweets
Pardon my Sobbing
Pimples may surface
Pass my sweatpants
Pissy mood syndrome
Plainly; men suck
Pack my stuff
and a favorite one - Potential murder suspect.
If you have any other thoughts about what PMS stand for - feel free to share!