The Hormone Guide - I just couldn't resist . . .

As an RN in the Women's Center, and as a woman and friend of many women, I just couldn't resist sharing this with everyone -

The Hormone Guide

Women will understand this! Men should memorize it!

Every woman knows that there are days in the month when all a man has to do is open his mouth and he takes his life in his hands. This is a handy guide that should be as common as a driver's license in the wallet of every husband, boyfriend, co-worker or significan other!

Dangerous:

What's for dinner?

Are you wearing THAT?

What are you so worked up about?

Should you be eating that?

What did you DO all day?

Safer:

Can I help you with dinner?

Wow, you sure look good in brown!

Could we be overreacting?

You know, there are a lot of apples left.

I hope you didn't over-do it today.

Safest:

Where would you like to go for dinner?

Wow! Look at you!

Here's my paycheck.

Can I get you a piece of chocolate with that?

I've always loved you in that robe!

Thirteen Things PMS Stands For:

Pass my shotgun

Psychotic mood shift

Perpetual munching spree

Puffy Mid-Section

People Make me Sick

Provide me with Sweets

Pardon my Sobbing

Pimples may surface

Pass my sweatpants

Pissy mood syndrome

Plainly; men suck

Pack my stuff

and a favorite one - Potential murder suspect.

If you have any other thoughts about what PMS stand for - feel free to share!