One Bite at a Time
well then obviously the question would be what . . . . ??
Come on, I'm certain you have one of those big extra-large sized elephants in your life!
Like the one sitting in the middle of your living room
or the car
or the backyard . . .
Don't have an elephant?
Please come by and take a bite of mine - hee!!
My problem with eating an elephant is which juicy morsel do you prefer to begin with?
You could try his toes, where no one is likely to even notice that you took a bite . . .
You could try his trunk, where it would still be little and tiny, but a bit more obvious,
or maybe a big bite right out of his ear . . . hmmmm . . . that always seems to be my problem . . .
But for now . . .
I think I need a little fresh air . . .
they certainly have a way of
crowding you right out of the house :)
Oh - and a little music always helps when you are elephant eating . . . just found out these guys will be in town on Sept 9th - I really must go, hope I'm done elephant eating by then :)